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And all you women out there didn’t think we had a romantic side…. it’s not all just physical….we do have an emotional side….a genuine side.

doda

This guy (Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto) simply

referred to as “Doda” was married to…

dorsa

…this woman.

Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and  Playboy model.

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He divorced her because he “fell in love” with this woman.

Those two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly shows it. It proves that

men are capable of real love. Truly seeing

the inner beauty inside a person, not

basing their decisions solely on looks.

 

By the way. The new girl is Athina Onassis.

She’s worth 2 Billion dollars.

(tipstack till Tommy)

Annonser

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Ett litet roligt judeskämt?

Det här roliga historien blir jag inte riktigt klok på.

Fick den av en kompis och förs tyckte jag den var äcklig och fördomsfull, men sen påminde jag mig pm nån liknande som jag hade hört om nåt känguruskinn eller nåt, men inte riktigt kan påminna mig.

Så frågan går till dig, kära läsare:

Är det här roligt? Eller inte? Och tycker du att historien är fördomsfull? Om ”ja”, är det då ok om den berättas av en jude? Och så vidare.

There is this Rabbi guy and he has been cutting off foreskins for about 30 years now. Well, he decided to retire, but, he saved all the foreskins for 30 years in a little baggy.

So the Rabbi takes all these foreskins in to a tailor and says, ”Make something for me out of these please?”

And, the tailor happily replies, ”Sure, come back in two weeks and I’ll be all done.”

Two weeks later, the Rabbi goes back to the tailor and asks for his foreskins. The tailor hand him a wallet he made out of all the foreskins.

The Rabbi says, ”Hey, what kind of cheap deal is this? 30 years and all I get is a wallet?”

”Wait, Wait,” says the tailor. ”This is no ordinary wallet… All you have to do is rub it and it becomes a suitcase!”

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Släkten har tydligen drabbats av sorg

Fick det här skojarmejlet idag. Nigeriabreven har tydligen flyttar över gränsen till Benin.

BARRISTER PAUL MEDESSE
06 BP T 235 Akpakpa,Cotonou
République du Bénin
Telephone: (00229)-98729108
 
ATTN:Hemele

  
I am Barrister Paul Medesse, the attorney at law to Late Michael Hemele , a national of your country, and a gold merchant here in Republic of Benin West Africa. Here in after shall be Referred to as my client. On the 27th of May 2004, my client, His wife and their only Child were involved in a car accident Along Sagbama express-road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.
 
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here. These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the” SOLIDARITY REGIONAL BANK BENIN” An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $18.5 million dollars.  The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated.
 
Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $18.5 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.50% to me and 50% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. And the way we are going to achieve this is
 
I will need the following information from you,
Your Full Name and Address,
Your Age, Occupation and Position,
Your Telephone and  Mobile  for Communication Purpose.
 
I await your reply and ASAP.
 
Best Regards.
Barrister Paul Medesse
Telephone:+22998729108

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Idag är det den Internationella Knäppskalle -Dagen!

Skicka detta jobbiga meddelande till en störd kompis eller kollega, precis som jag gjorde.

Jag bryr mig inte om ifall du slickar på fönster, åker med en speciell buss eller okontrollerat kissar på dig..

Du sprider solsken runt dig, du är helt jävla speciell Dagens meddelande är:

Livet är kort, bryt reglerna, glöm snabbt, kissa långsamt, älska innerligt, skratta okontrollerbart och ångra aldrig något som fått dig att le.

Skicka detta meddelande till alla du älskar och inte vill förlora under 2009, även mig. Följande kommer garanterat att hända:

knäppskalle

(tipstack till Gunny)

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Dagens stora frågor i Gogan

Satt en stund med Henrik i Gogan idag och då avhandlade vi följande existenisella frågor, som kräver ett trängande svar:

1. Varför finns det bara ett konkurrensverk?

2. Varför bär kamikazepiloter hjälm?

och

3. Varför fastnar teflonet i stekpannan?

O.S.A.

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Ella berättar en vits

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Den här vitsen fick jag höra av Ella idag.

– Vet du vad som händer om en mobil trillar i vattnet?

– Jo, den simmar för den har ett SIM-kort!

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Telefonsvar hos spikmatte-företaget Team Shakti

-Är det hos Team Shakti?

-Speaking!

 

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